[Chorus]
Why was I the last to know
That you weren't coming to my show?
You could have called me up to say "good luck"
You could have called me back you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know?

[Verse 1]
First date, we ate sushi and
It went well
I was funny and you said I was a cutie
That's the last thing I heard from you
I left tickets at the door for you
I had to tell my momma there was no more room
You didn't show, that was so uncool
You could have called me back

[Pre-Chorus]
So I guess this means that we're not friends anymore
I heard It's me you're asking for
I thought I'd see you at the show
You said you'd go

[Chorus]
Why was I the last to know
That you weren't coming to my show?
You could have called me up to say "good luck"
You could have called me back you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know?
Why was I the last to know?
[Verse 2]
After the date, I wouldn't go home with you
I wouldn't put my heels in the air for you
You tried to get me to do things I just won't do
Last I heard from you
Here is how I guess the story goes
You would have came if I was a ho
Fuck for parts, that's just not how I roll
Move it on down the road

[Pre-Chorus 2]
So I guess we shouldn't be friends anymore
Sick of hearing that it's me you're asking for
Cause I thought I'd see you at the show
You said you'd go!

[Chorus]
Why was I the last to know
That you weren't coming to my show?
You could have called me up to say "good luck"
You could have called me back you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know?

[Bridge]
You thought you know me
I guess you didn't
You thought you had me
I think you didn't
You thought you knew me
I guess you didn't
[Chorus]
Why was I the last to know
That you weren't coming to my show?
You could have called me up to say "good luck"
You could have called me back you stupid fuck
Why was I the last to know?