Whatever you like
Whatever you like
Whatever you want
Whatever you like
Whatever you want

Oh put your finger in the dike, stop the leak

Squeaky Connie Kim John
Your teacup is full of water
I oughta tell your mother on you
You weren't supposed to be seen with older men
Younger ones are alright

Crystal Pete Patty had a handjob with Annie
Oh her fanny boys twisted-up and greased-like
Behind the boys there stood the older man
Who controlled the flow of the dike
Eventually tonight the leak stopped
Alright yaah

Oh tonight silly Granny Billy Boy
He decided to try to plug
The bottom of the ocean with his thumb
That didn't work it was too small
So he tried his rump
That seemed to do the trick (prick)