[Verse 1: Joe Diffie]
Well, I ain't afraid of dyin', it's the thought of being dead
I wanna go on being me once my eulogy's been read
Don't spread my ashes out to sea, don't lay me down to rest
You can put my mind at ease if you fill my last request

[Chorus: Joe Diffie and Lainey Wilson]
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die
Lord, I wanna go to heaven, but I don't want to go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die

[Verse 2: Tracy Lawrence & Tracy Lawrence & The Difftones]
A-just a-let my headstone be a neon sign
A-just a-let it burn in memory of all of my good times
A-fix me up with a mannequin, just rеmember, I like blondеs
I'll be the life of the party, even when I'm dead and gone

[Chorus: Joe Diffie, Tracy Lawrence, and Lainey Wilson]
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die
Lord, I want to go to heaven, but I don't want to go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die

[Post-Chorus: Tracy Lawrence]
Oh, yeah
[Bridge: Joe Diffie & Lainey Wilson]
Just make your next selection, and while you're still in line
You can pay your last respects one quarter at a time

[Chorus: All, Lainey Wilson & Joe Diffie]
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die
Lord, I want to go to heaven, but I don't want to go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die (If I die)
Lord, I want to go to heaven, but I don't want to go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die (Oh, if I die)

[Outro: All]
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die