[Intro: Will Ryan]
Trouble's afoot, young squires
And boy, howdy, do we need you now
So let me break it down in more than just a few short words
'Cause the island grew rather sour
These old powers of yours can be handy in a few
Travel coast-to-coast, and bid your past adieu
For they're cooking up a recipe for you and me
But neither one of us benefits, you'll soon see now

[Verse 1: Will Ryan]
A rag-tag posse of goons from the alpines to the west
Gone biddy-baddy-boop in the brain, they've gone insane
But golly-giddy-darn-dunnit, this'll be your test
Pace yourself, pals, there's a moral dilemma
For the lady you'll be saving will cost you a fella
Is it worth all the troubles you'll endure today
To sacrifice your little buddy left to the fray?

[Pre-Chorus: Cosmic Keyframe]
Help, young boys, eat this delicacy, I'm sure you'll enjoy
Heed these warnings I employ
I've grown tired of drifting outer space to come back to the Isles
What's a gal to do to come back in style?

[Chorus: Will Ryan]
Give the gang everything you got with a giga-papapow and a (Woop, woop, woop, woop!)
This ain't your first and only rodeo, my dear, little Romeo
Just for show, give your tips another go
With a diddly-diddly-kikapow (Woop, woop, woop, woop!)
You're getting sugars and spice to pay the price of winning more than thrice
[Post-Chorus: Cosmic Keyframe & Will Ryan]
Make no mistake, you're not the icing on this delicate cake
It's your soul he wants to take
Ask yourself if I'm worth saving to be left on the shelf
Well, gee-willikers, guys, this is wild!
(Bring it 'round town) You'll make a mess to make it clean
(Start a showdown) For he's less delicate than mean
(Show 'em how it's done) It's not a party when it isn't fun
It's a hell of a run n' gun
Take it back, dash, attack, yeah! (Parry for the angel within!)

[Verse 2: Will Ryan, Cosmic Keyframe]
You are the heart to the operation, takes a soul of whole damnation
To bleed the Devil dry, and of course, electrify
Be your best, be the boss you had always been
Let it rustle and a-tussle and a skee-bap, diddly-doo
A little spirit goes a long way, for those dastardly calamities ahead
I believe you owe me things to bake, there's no time to procrastinate
Fruits from fettles in skies above, and then your soul to pull and shove
(Bring it 'round town) Beware what happens underneath the ground
(Start a showdown) Take heed and dissipate the sounds of a fright
(Show 'em how it's done) It's not a masquerade without the chase
It's a hell of a run n' gun (Take it back, dash, attack) Yeah!
Let me rattle your noggin for a second now

[Bridge: Will Ryan]
We don't need no safety net (We don't need no safety nets)
We got a bigger bang, finger-bang, doin' that thing (We got a bigger bang, finger-bang, doin' that thing, that's right!)
We don't need no safety net (We don't need no safety nets)
We got a bigger bang, finger-bang, doin' that thing (We got a bigger bang, finger-bang, doin' that thing)
[Verse 3: Will Ryan & Cosmic Keyframe]
Let me out, I'm locked inside
Let me make myself clear, my little, sweet dear
The biggest mistake is one lesson you'll have to take
I'm trapped behind a lock and binds
This is the end for your sensitive friend, let the orchestral chimes make haste with your dimes now
Let me out, I'm trapped in lies
You had thought you were safe but your soul I will take
For the final thing needed was you, what can you do?
I'm trapped and doomed to ba-ake alive
Now run along, heroes, you're nothing but zeroes
'Less you'd want to suffer the same, you'd be to blame
It's not a game, I'm not insane, shame, shame, shame!

[Chorus: Will Ryan]
They'll be there to take good care
They'll be zippin' and a-zappin' to the beat of a drum
With a bit of a zip-zap, dat-doom-a-diddleedie
Out with the brave, tackle down with the brawn
Two iron fists make for the brigade, now history is more than made

[Outro: Cosmic Keyframe & Will Ryan]
It's the story of two brothers making mincemeat of the Isles
Skidip-dat-doo, cup de grâce!