I piss alone, ugh hoh
I don't want nobody to know
That I haven't got the pressure of some of the other boys
They make a noise, it scares me so

I piss alone, alone
I don't want nobody to know
That I don't have the pressure of some of the other boys
Leave me alone, alone
I just wanna be on my own
'Cause I haven't got the pressure of some of the other boys

I want a world where pissing troughs are obselete
There's only rows and rows of cubicles

I'm so afraid
When I try it is often delayed
I stand and stare into the air
And then I might just put it away

So quiet in here
The only sound around is the fear
The other guy is pounding the wall
Like he's shooting deer

I need a place where I can close and lock the door
Then I can stop and let it flow