Well it's time to throw a party
To celebrate the end of the world
You'll receive an invite in the mail
There is one for all the boys and girls
Lets stall the revolution
Cuz our time has slipped away
Forget about our lives if it's just for a while
Keeping all our demons at bay

Now all my fears of mushroom clouds have gone
And my Armageddon premonitions have faded away

Well lets smoke the constitution
And burn all the American flags
Lets make a toast to the governments hosts
And forget about how life began
Lets snort the bibles pages
That bring us all a message of doom
Let the tales of woe that people know
Drift away from our minds real soon

Now all my fears of mushroom clouds have gone
And my Armageddon premonitions have faded away