Horror clowns are dickheads, you know it's true
And if you have a phobia of them, you're a dickhead too

Chainsaw wielding evil freaks who chase you through the station
Or just some boring no accounts with no imagination

Horror clowns are dickheads, you know it's true
And if you've got a phobia of them, you're a dickhead too

Mother Mary meek and mild got lost at Farmageddon
Toe to toe with Pennywise she's kicked his fuzzy head in
Singing:

Horror clowns are dickheads, you know it's true
And if you've got a phobia of them, you're a dickhead too

Don't go worrying and don't be wary
They have never been remotеly scary

Hardly am I James, hardly Edgar Allen Poe
Gеt a decent mob together, they don't wanna know

Oh, horror clowns are dickheads, you know it's true
And if you have a phobia of them, you're a dickhead too
Yeah you're a dickhead too
Yeah you'rrrrrrrrre