[BENNY]
The checkbook, Allison, the checkbook, Allison, the checkbook
Not my datebook, for the money, Allison, honey, Allison
The batteries are running out of gas
Just find me, Allison, the checkbook, Allison
Otherwise Allison, it's my ass
And so this is Christmas -- Oh ho ho ho, dudes
Feed the world, let them know it's Christmas time
Hey you bum -- Yeah, you, move over
Get your ass off that range rover
Boys I'm double parked

[MARK]
Benny

[BENNY]
How's your project? -- Good

[MARK]
You yuppie scum

[BENNY]
How's your project? Good, you've worked how long?

[MARK]
Six years
[BENNY]
And for what?

[MARK]
That's not the point

[BENNY]
You kill me
Six years, Allison, since I blew this dump
What'd I make a million?
I just did a little business

[MARK]
Did a little business

[BENNY]
What's wrong with that?
I bought this building

[MARK]
Bought this building

[BENNY]
I bought the lot next door
I bought another
[COLLINS]
And another

[BENNY]
And I need to buy one more

[COLLINS]
Just like Monopoly

[ANGEL]
I love Monopoly, I'll be the dog

[COLLINS]
I`ll be the hat

[MARK]
What's next? Little green houses?

[COLLINS]
Plastic houses

[ROGER]
A little red plastic hotel

[BENNY]
A video franchise
[MARK, ROGER, COLLINS & ANGEL]
Video franchise?

[BENNY]
The deal your rent will underwrite
One last building on the block, then sell
Cough it up! Tonight's my night!
And tell Maureen

[MARK]
We aren't speaking

[BENNY]
Her protest better end by two
We're putting in fences

[COLLINS]
On Christmas Day?

[BENNY]
That wasn't me

[MARK, ROGER, COLLINS & ANGEL]
Then who?

[BENNY]
It's none of your business

[MARK]
None of our business?

[BENNY]
Tonight your business is the rent

[MARK & ROGER]
Yeah

[COLLINS]
That your jeep?

[BENNY]
My Range Rover

[ROGER]
Perfect car for urban play

[BENNY]
We use it too, to get away

[MARK]
East Hampton is just like the outback

[COLLINS]
L-i-e, like a safari

[ROGER]
We should buy one

[MARK]
We should buy two

[BENNY]
Now then

[ANGEL]
Now then

[COLLINS]
Buy ten

[MARK, ROGER, COLLINS & ANGEL]
Bye-bye!

[ROGER]
Wait, what happened to the Jag?

[BENNY]
With the wife and the dog it was a drag

[ANGEL]
Oh drag, what kind of hag
I mean dog, do you have?

[BENNY]
Evita's an Akita

[MARK, ROGER, COLLINS & ANGEL]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[BENNY]
Gotta do a little business

[MARK]
Do a little business

[BENNY]
Can we?

[MARK & ROGER]
We can

[BENNY]
November, December, January. Brings the sum to...

[ANGEL]
I can't believe that they are out on Christmas Eve!

[BENNY]
What?

[ANGEL]
A tow truck

[BENNY]
The city needs the reven... A tow truck? You fuck!
A tow truck, Allison, a tow truck, Allison
A tow truck, tow truck, tow truck, Allison
A tow truck, Allison, A tow truck, Allison
A tow truck, tow truck, tow truck, tow truck, tow truck