"Oh look... the orchestra's getting ready! Dance with me, George."

"George, I wonder if we've thought this through. I'm afraid for you, George!"
"Oh, nonsense, my silly imp."
"Yes George, afraid, my fiancé Luther Marshal"

"We interrupt our normal program in the interest of security and civil defense measures as requested by the United States Government."
"Attention! Attention! This is a civil defense warning. This is NOT a test. The United States is under nuclear attack. Take cover immediately in your area fallout shelter. Repeat: The United States is under nuclear attack."

Duck and cover
Duck
And cover
Duck and cover
Duck

(Here are the female) duck
And cover
(Can chicken) duck and cover

"This is an official civil defense broadcast. Enemy aircraft are over Canada and headed this way. Normal broadcast will discontinue until after this"

Duck
And cover
Duck
Duck and cover
"The United States is under nuclear attack."