[Intro]
KMFDM sucks!

[Verse 1]
We like talkin' dirty
We smoke and we drink
We're KMFDM
And all other bands stink

[Verse 2]
Our music is sampled
Totally fake
It's done by machines
Cause they don't make mistakes

[Verse 3]
We don't have no lyrics
Our message is nil
We hate all DJs
They're makin' us ill

[Verse 4]
Whatever we tell ya
Is meant to be crap
We hate all music
And especially rap
[Verse 5]
We don't like Michael Jackson
We hate Depeche Mode
We don't care for Madonna
Or Kylie Minogue

[Bridge]
KMFDM sucks!

[Verse 6]
Our records have stickers
With a warning from Tipper
Cause they're no good for kids
If we'd get her, we'd strip her

[Verse 7]
KMFDM forward
The ultimate sound
And a message from Satan
If you turn it around

[Verse 8]
You might think we're stupid
But we're way above it
We don't give a shit
And the kids just love it
[Verse 9]
We wouldn't sell to a major
For a couple of bucks
No doubt about it
KMFDM sucks!

[Outro]
KMFDM sucks!
KMFDM sucks!
KMFDM sucks!
KMFDM sucks!
KMFDM sucks!
KMFDM sucks!