[Verse 1]
Got an alligator bag, top hat to match
Dressed in black on black
Got a Filipino girlie, claims is her friend
I tell you boys, you just gotta laugh
Well, I used to call her Cindy, changed her name to "Sin"
That's the name of her game
And I really used to love her ’til, the kitty, she discovered
Gotta be a sexual thing

[Pre-Chorus]
Around the world
Girls will be girls

[Chorus]
It's the same old, same old situation
It's the same old, same old ball and chain

[Post-Chorus]
I say no, no, no
Here we go
(No, no, no)

[Interlude]
Oh yes, Salt Lake
You sounded fuckin’ good tonight
[Verse 2]
Introduced me to her lover, cellophane dress
A sweet farewell
Last time I saw them, kissin' so softly
To the sound of weddin' bells

[Pre-Chorus]
Around the world
Girls will be girls

[Chorus]
It's the same old, same old situation
It's the same old, same old ball and chain
Every day, it's the same old, same old situation
It's the same old, same old ball and chain

[Post-Chorus]
I say no, no, no
Here we go
(No, no, no)

[Interlude]
Oh, yeah
I wanna see those fuckin' hands in the air tonight
Whoo-la-la
[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
Same old, same old situation
It the same old, same old ball and chain
I see you tonight
Girl, it’s the (Same old, same old situation)
(Same old, same old ball and chain)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Well, girls will be girls
I said woah-oh

[Chorus]
(It’s the same old) Same old situation
It's the same old, same old ball and chain
Let me tell ya, it’s the same old, same old situation
It's the same old, same old ball and chain

[Outro]
Yeah
Yeah
Uh-huh
Yeah, yeah
Woah-oh
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Woah-ooh-ooh, yeah
Yeah
Brand fuckin' new
I tell you there is nothin', there is nothin’ like playin' rock 'n' roll, y'know?
Know, we been, uh, we been doin' this shit for twenty fuckin' years, can you believe that?
Oh yeah
You know what, but every fuckin' year, it just keeps gettin' fuckin' better
'Cause you motherfuckers are rock 'n' roll fans
That make it feel so fuckin' good to play