[PEARL]
How do you do
My "Uhm-Greg Universe"?
Thank you for bringing me into the world
I am at your eternal service
Welcome to your new Pearl

[GREG and STEVEN, spoken]
What's going on?

[GREG, spoken]
Could her gem be cracked?

[STEVEN, spoken]
It looks fine to me

Ruby! Are you okay?

[RUBY, spoken]
Ah! Who are you? You're not my assignment!

[GREG, spoken]
I could really use an explanation here...

[PEARL]
Allow me to illuminate!
A Ruby guard
But just a single one
They tend to come in teams of three or more

A precious Sapphire
She sees the future
That's who the Ruby's for

[RUBY, spoken]
My Sapphire! As my sworn duty and soul purpose, I will protect you with my life!

[SAPPHIRE, spoken]
I know you will, that's why I predict you won't last more than a day

[RUBY, spoken]
Huh?

[SAPPHIRE, spoken]
Come now

[STEVEN, spoken]
Amethyst!
Hey, Amethyst?

[AMETHYST, spoken]
Hey, Amethyst?
[STEVEN, spoken]
What? No, you're Amethyst!

[AMETHYST, spoken]
What? No, you're Amethyst!

[PEARL]
You must be right
This is an Amethyst
Except an Amethyst is big and strong
This one is not the best example
Something is clearly wrong

(Spoken)
I do say, something is clearly wrong. What are all these different Gems doing in this strange place?

[STEVEN, spoken]
Pearl, don't you recognize them? Don't you recognize me?

[PEARL, spoken]
Hmm, well, I certainly recognize my "Um-Greg Universe!"

[GREG, spoken]
Ohh, boy

[PEARL, spoken]
As for you, hmm
[STEVEN, spoken]
Get back!

[SPINEL, spoken]
Yippee! I'm so excited to meet you!

[STEVEN, spoken]
You're not mad?

[SPINEL, spoken]
Mad? Why would I be mad at my best friend?

[PEARL]
This will be fun
Aren't you the lucky one?
Her cut is perfect and she's pink, as well
She'll bring you endless entertainment
Your new, best friend, Spinel