Zach Callison
interlude I: Franticity
[Girl 1 / Girl 2 / Girl 3]
(laughter)
Oh my god, you are not going to believe
Yes we will what I heard about Juanita's ex
Juanita's ex, are you kidding me?
Oh my god, we hear something I know, it's like
Like every two days he just believes
What a douche he's god's gift to women
Like, I swear Like, he looks like a douche bag
His hair, his shoes Like, what a fucking asshole
And those dirty ass Nikes and I think he's from, like, Florida
And you know she deserves so much more
At least someone who doesn't
Buy his followers Like, he doesn't even know what a woman likes
Like, what the fuck? Wait wait wait
I heard he got fired from that cartoon he does
What? No
I heard he cheated on his new girlfriend Ugh
Again
I heard he does coke now and, like, screams a lot
Really?
[Zach]
(screams)
(laughter)
[Zach]
Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
Over and over and over and over and over and over
(screaming)
(sniffs)
Ahhhh...