Please give up this space
To someone worthy
Of course we are not worthy
To rest our bones

Ignore the human race
At your peril
Although magazine values
Are all around

I see tired and deflated faces
What is this thing un-happening
Climb on to the magic bus
Soon you will be part of us

Tra la la la lah
Tra la la la lah
Tra la la la lah
Tra la la la lah

If you see an unattended package or bag
Don't ignore it, don't touch it
Alert a police officer
Or a member of staff

Look out please, mind the gap
Watch out for the people trap
Here we are, going down
Hold on before we hit the ground
Look out please, mind the gap
Stiletto stuck in the cracks
Look out please, mind the gap
Someone is gonna get a slap

Ditto, ok, that's cool, that's fine
Yes sir, no sir, sorry, no thanks

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Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah
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Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah

Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah
Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah
Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah
Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah

What is this thing un-happening
What is this thing un-happening

Mind the gap, mind the gap
Mind the gap, mind the gap
Better mind the gap, mind the gap
Mind the gap, mind the gap