Second hand telegram
Lip service legal love
Second hand out of town telegram
Lip service legal love

So you're the lawyer's wife
How's life on Lakeshore Road
Furs and boats
Caviar and moats
And your fat kitten is teasing your aunt in the hall
With the liver hors d'oeuvres she gives her guest when on call

Ahhhhh you should be down under
Pushin' up wheat for the hungry

Big revolutions in my black book
Written down in our teens
I gave them to Khrushchev
I lent them to Lenin

Second hand out of town telegram
Lip service legal love
Lip service second hand out of town
Lip service love

So you're the canker banker
Hours nine to five on fantasies of gold
Vets cheques cigars and Nassau
And your harness horse is cold cash
Cause the drugs you use work fast
Burned off and out before the race track urine test
Ahhhhh you should be down under
Pushin' up wheat for the hungry

Socialutions
Written down in our teens
I mailed them to Kennedy
I typed them for Tito

Only your right hand
Knows you're left handed