Hot sun and tan
Yeah, don'tcha just scream
Boy, what sand
Sand sand sand
Say cheese

Paddle boats
Surf ladies in shorts
Up and down the coast we coast
Yeah, we cry
Research at beach resorts

Line up crowds at the pavilion
Max is playing "Vacations"

We're in Newport for research
To get abreast of things
To get get a breast of things
Take your tourist toys to the concert

We've just researched Wasaga beach
Bonfire pits at midnight
Hangover rhymes at sunrise six

What is it that we stare at?
Is it the passports and campsite stars?
Or the monogrammed bikinis and cars?
Or maybe we just need some perspiration 'cause we're frostbitten Canadian boys
Put on your sunglasses
Get in on the parade
We're gonna cruise the beach
We just might get crazed
C'mon research go
Line up crowds on weekends
Max is playing "Vacations"