[Verse 1]
Late weekend night and I'm at the Bojar Grill
I got decisions to be made between lager and ale
When through the kitchen door come the dancing girl
Then everything on the menu mattered

[Chorus]
Oh, the thoughts in my head, oh if she knew
I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob
'Cause I'm ready, willing and able
Yes, I'm ready, willing and able

[Chorus]
Oh, the thoughts in my head, oh if she knew
I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob
'Cause I'm ready, willing and able
Yes, I'm ready, willing and able

[Verse 2]
Over to the jukebox, I staggered
For a love song to scatter my body before her
Didn't have change and I lost my damn brains
So I started humming "In-a-Gadda-da-Vida"

[Chorus]
Oh, the thoughts in my head, oh if she knew
I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob
'Cause I'm ready, willing and able
Yes, I'm ready, willing and able
[Interlude]
I'll pay your bar tab and even the cab, okay baby?
Off to the hotel we'll wallow

[Chorus]
'Cause I'm ready, willing and able
Yes, I'm ready, willing and able
[Repeat and fade]