[Verse 1]
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1
Enema countdown
No need to be scared if you are prepared
For ignition and the ultimate letdown

[Pre-Chorus]
Said I to all of you
"Do you believe this is necessary?"
Said you to all of I
"The test has proved this is necessary"

[Chorus 1]
Now don't be afraid (And)
Swallow your pride and (And)
Do what they say and (And)
Put it inside (And)
Return to your seat for a bumpy ride
Here we go with the enema countdown

[Verse 2]
9, 1, 1, 1 (9, 7, 5, 3)
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1
Enema countdown
Premeditate and prepare for your fate
Or the moon may speak to the cold ground
[Chorus 2]
In the blink of an eye
Now it is done
Don't bother to cry
Just steady your buns for a

[Outro]
High-colonic salutation
Colo-rectal graduation
Jet propulsion celebration
3-2-1, enema countdown!