[Verse 1]
Silverado broke down, Roscoe ran off, I can't quit dipping
My boot blew out, that sink is backed up there in the kitchen
I lost a hundred on the spread on the boys in Dallas
My ex moved into a penthouse palace
It's been one hell of a week, I know just what it needs

[Chorus]
Twelve ounces, sitting on ice
Suddenly everything's feeling alright
Catch a little smile, sipping on suds
Drink going down, world looking up
It ain't all that bad when it's said and done
I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one

[Verse 2]
Nothing holds my hand, nothing kisses my lips, does what it does to me
Fits in like a glove, with my friends at a bar, at a gamе in a koozie

[Chorus]
Like twelvе ounces, sitting on ice
Suddenly everything's feeling alright
Catch a little smile, sipping on suds
Drink's going down, world's looking up
It ain't all that bad when it's said and done
I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one
[Post-Chorus]
Yeah, but this one's getting low

[Bridge]
When the rain's coming down and the sun ain't shining
That silver bullet is my silver lining

[Chorus]
Twelve ounces, sitting on ice
Suddenly everything's feeling alright
Catch a little smile, sipping on suds
Drink's going down, world's looking up
It ain't all that bad when it's said and done
I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one

[Outro]
Ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one
I got ninety-nine problems, but a beer ain't one