[Alvin]:
Isn't that Jerry Reed?

[Theodore]:
Yep

[Alvin]:
Oh, Jerry!
Guess who just wrote your next hit song?

[Jerry Reed]:
My next hit song?
Ah
Was it Willy?

[Alvin]:
No

[Jerry Reed]:
Wasn't Willy
Ah
Was it Walin?

[Alvin]:
Nope
[Jerry Reed]:
Wasn't Walin
Oh ho, ho
It was me, wasn't it?!

[Alvin]:
Nope

[Jerry Reed]:
Oh, wasn't me
Then um, let's see
Alvin, I'll tell ya I've run out of guesses

[Alvin]:
I wrote it!
All by myself

[Jerry Reed]:
Alvin, I didn't know you wrote country music songs

[Alvin]:
There's nothing to it, Jerry!

[Jerry Reed]:
Well, alright!
Count the thing open and let's hit it!
[Alvin]:
Let's hit it, boys!

[Jerry Reed]:
I went out to work this morning
She was sleeping when I left her
I took the lunch she packed the night before
No one could have made me think
By noon, I would be crying
As I kissed her cheek and softly closed the door

[Alvin]:
More feeling. Jerry!

[Jerry Reed]:
Oh, okay

And when they rang the lunch bell
And the boys all sat around talking
Well we were swapping jokes
And trading candy bars for milk

Candy bars for milk?

[Alvin]:
That's right, Jerry
Milk
[Jerry Reed]:
Right there inside my lunchbox, ah
Right next to my.. er, sandwich
There was a note that said she found somebody else

[The Chipmunks]:
He's got a lunchbox
Full of broken hearts
A Thermos full of tears
One more bite of sorrow
On a tin can full for fears

Lunchbox full of broken hearts
A meal fit for a king
And if he can swallow this one
He can swallow anything

[Alvin]:
Take it, Jerry!

[Jerry Reed]:
I've got a lunchbox

[The Chipmunks]:
Lunchbox

[Jerry Reed]:
Full of broken hearts

[The Chipmunks]:
Broken hearts

[Jerry Reed]:
It's a meal fit for a king
(Ahh)
And if I can swallow this one
I can swallow anything

Alvin, listen
Come here
Ah, Alvin
Listen to me
You know this is a...
This song is too good for me

Say, you know
I'm not really that great a singer
But I know this dude
He's a movie star
Do you know Burt Willis?

[Alvin]:
You know where Burt lives?

[Jerry Reed]:
Do I know where he lives?
I'll tell you what I'd do
I'll take you down there
He lives down there in Jupiter Falls
And he raises these horses