[Chorus 1]
I don't know where we're going wrong
We turn our amps up every song
I know that it's a lot to ask
But we'd appreciate it if you could dance
We're the house band

[Verse 1]
We ain't opening, no, we want the eight-o-clock slot tonight
We got the cops to come out last time, I think we've earned the right
I know you'd like to hear us play but let me ask before I forget
Is there anyone here who hasn't bought Twin Fantasy yet?
(No? Okay)

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Although we know that this venue don't deserve us
Plus the dream is learning no one will concern us
Though I believe that we're getting burned because

[Chorus 1]
I don't know where we're going wrong
We turn our amps up every song
I know that it's a lot to ask
But we'd appreciate it if you would dance
'Cause we're the house band (Band)
[Verse 2]
And we'd like to take the time to thank the establishment
If they make enough money tonight, we may not face banishment
It's been a while since we started here, I hope our sound has matured
If we have any dignity we won't play Psycho Killer no more
(Play Psycho Killer!)

[Pre-Chorus 2]
And if we see a new face in the audience
And if the grandmas sing bartenders would not take offense
We'll play you our new song tonight, because

[Chorus 2]
Don't you want to see me suffer?
I know that you may have another
Can't tell that we were ever our best
There's something always making me hurt

[Bridge]
Yeah
Oh
There's something
Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa, far better

[Chorus]
I don't know where we're going wrong
We turn our amps up every song
I know that it's a lot to ask
But we'd appreciate it if you could dance
The house band