[Chorus: Courtney]
Boyfriend kisser!
I thought she was my friend
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure, we had some fun times
But I'm not gonna miss her now!

[Post-Chorus: Heather, Courtney, Both]
Boyfriend kisser!
You're gonna get What's coming to you
If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!
That's right!
That's right!
That's right!
That's right!

[Verse: Heather, Courtney, Sierra]
Let's go a little back
We captured Duncan in a sack
And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
All those times you made me smile
You wanted my man
All the while!
Duh! It was so obvious
[Chorus: Courtney, Heather, Both]
Boyfriend kisser!
You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Boyfriend kisser!
You're gonna get what's coming to you!
If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!