[Verse 1]
You're all gonna die
The world's gonna end
You'll be pleading for mercy
You'll be bleeding and burning up

[Verse 2]
You're all gonna die
And your grandma will die in her bed
Everything living
Will cease to be living instead!

[Chorus]
But first it's a musical
It's astronomical
We've all been practicing
We're so prepared (Sorry!)
You're in for a musical
For it just began!
It's like armageddon
Had a child by the music man

[Verse 3]
Your wife and your kids
They're not feeling well
Because they're melted in puddles
On the ground
Burnt bits of baby strewn around
[Verse 4]
The world's gonna end
Definitely you will die!
Watch as your life
Flashes before your eyes

[Bridge]
We'll still be singing and dancing
And having a ball
We've got drama and tension
And asteroids
Emotion, adventure
We've got it all!
And you can watch it every single night

[Chorus]
Because it's a musical
On your computer screen!
Time to begin
Let's cut to the titular scene…

[Outro]
…Mr. President, there’s an asteroid
Headed directly for the earth!