[Intro]
I love you Sadtrojan

[Verse]
Healthy boy, I got green on me, no broccoli
Oh, that's yo' shawty? Damn, why she be stalkin' me?
Dwayne Johnson, you know that these bitches rock with me
Your music ass, okay, can't do a song with me
Your music ass, you need to stop that shit
I got two hoes in the back of the whip
Damn, I'm never number 2 but bitch, I'm the shit
As good as it get, yeah, she said this is it
Wait, shawty, she like that I skate
Invite me to the function, I might be late
Bitch, I'm eating real good, you got nun' on your plate
Trojan, how you doin'? Bitch, I'm doin' great
My pockets been heavy, they gainin' some weight
What is that? Got a shorty every state
No, I cannot fuck with her, I don't wanna date
10 out of 10, what she say for the rate
How many rings you wearin'? I got eight
I got a shorty, that girl is not straight
Bitch, I'm comin' on top and that's not for debate
Call Christian, I need the code for the gate
Lookin' outside, me and the moon relate
All that negative energy, you filled with hate
Damn, I feel like Tyler 'cause I gotta create
Yeah, I'm gettin' chicken even though I just ate
Apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur
I don't know what to do today, I'm callin' Ferb
This girl don't know how to drive, she hit the curb
I'm at Clovers, I'm gettin' cheese, not talkin' curd
Sittin' with my phone on Do Not Disturb
I been goin' crazy, fuck what you heard
Top three, but I'm not second or third
Cartier glasses, I look like a nerd
[Bridge]
I'ma be honest, I'm just saying a bunch of nothing right now
Like, I'm lowkey bored but I gotta finish the song 'cause it's for my birthday

[Verse 2]
No, I do not feel like DC 'cause it's not the worst day
"Stop worrying so much" the back what my shirt say
Currently spittin', I'm not usin' wordplay
I'm finna shake it, I'll shake it, no earthquake
Huh, your shawty look like a bitch, huh
Counting blue, Lilo and Stitch, huh
Finna leave you in a ditch, huh
Ugh, what does that even mean, bro
I got a tool like I work at Home Depot
You eatin' glizzies outside of Home Depot
Full of myself 'cause I got a big ego
Yo' homie missin', like, fuck, where did he go?
Oh, fuck, the beat's in reverse
They hit me like, "Trojan, how much for a verse?"
All of this swag a blessin' and a curse
He think he original, I did it first
Gave her a water to fix up her thirst
I'm finna celebrate my date of birth
Bitch, you trippin', I know what I'm worth
Recordin' this song and my back fuckin' hurt
I got a job but shit, I barely work
What is you talkin' 'bout, sayin' I'm a jerk?
She fell down to her knees like she Lil Durk
Yeah, she all on my page, yeah, that girl finna lurk
Uh, I finally hit two minutes, now I can stop
[Outro]
Metro Boomin want some more, n***a