[Verse 1]
I got my big box full of Kleenex (Big box full of Kleenex)
And the lights down low
Video already preset (Already preset)
I'm ready to go
They said I should go out more (Said I should go out more)
But they already know
The only reason I be goin' out for is to meet a girl from a porn video

[Pre-Chorus]
Regular girls don't excite me
They don't [?], they don't know what they're doin'
I'm over here just excited
Don't give a fuck if they don't like me, I wanna see that booty
I'ma cut the phone off, won't y'all stop callin'?
'Cause all I need is some pretty good weed and a mother fuckin' [?]

[Chorus]
I've been thinkin' about it and I need more love
But I'm too busy on my laptop lookin' at PornHub
I've been tryna fix this for my wrist, it is sore 'cause
I'm been too busy on my laptop lookin' at PornHub
[?]
Vanessa Blue
Kapri Styles drivin' me wild
I've been lookin' at you
And you won't let me fix this 'cause my wrist is sore 'cause
I've been too busy on my laptop lookin' at PornHub
[Verse 2]
I got a [?] (Check)
Headphones on (Check), door locked with the chair on it
[?] laptop dirty and the keyboard got a bunch of hair on it
They say they got some thots in the living room
And I'm like, "I don't care, homie"
Call me when Melrose Foxx is in the living room and I'm already there, homie

[Pre-Chorus]
Regular girls don't excite me
They don't [?], they don't know what they're doin'
I'm over here just excited
Don't give a fuck if they don't like me, I wanna see that booty
I'ma cut the phone off, won't y'all stop callin'?
'Cause all I need is some pretty good weed and a mother fuckin' [?]

[Chorus]
I've been thinkin' about it and I need more love
But I'm too busy on my laptop lookin' at PornHub
I've been tryna fix this for my wrist, it is sore 'cause
I'm been too busy on my laptop lookin' at PornHub
[?]
Vanessa Blue
Kapri Styles drivin' me wild
I've been lookin' at you
And you won't let me fix this 'cause my wrist is sore 'cause
I've been too busy on my laptop lookin' at PornHub
[Interlude: Unknown & T-Pain]
Well, it doesn't necessarily have to be like she's into porn, but maybe she's into sex
Yeah, she don't like-, she don't like porn, but she like sex
She gets turned off and I'm like, "Yo', listen, we just-, you know, the camera actually is a-, is gon' compliment you"
Baby, why you trippin'?
And I mean, porn is like... porn is what we do
Animals do it, we do it
We just-, we just wanna capture it, you know, we wanna get it on tape for [?]
We wanna be able to show our friends, uh, what we can do sexually
We just kinda wanna show off a little bit, porn is just showin' off
(I've been thinkin' about it)
You know, you think you fuckin', you think you can fuck, but porn is super fuckin'
(On my laptop lookin' at PornHub)
And it's basically like, we gon' get it on camera

[Chorus]
Sore 'cause
I'm been too busy on my laptop lookin' at PornHub
[?]
Vanessa Blue
Kapri Styles drivin' me wild
I've been lookin' at you
And you won't let me fix this 'cause my wrist is sore 'cause
I've been too busy on my laptop lookin' at PornHub

[Outro: Unknown]
Fuck that, I'm just gon' pay you
How 'bout I give you some money...