[Verse 1]
I guess this movie must’ve opened wide
Another girl who threatens suicide
You called the cops but then she denied every word

[Chorus]
And you know you’ll be the one who’s paying the tab for her
You’re out there trying to flag a cab
And for who?
Who?
A girl who lives in Crazytown
Who?
Where craziness gets handed down
Who?
Whoever’s gonna volunteer
Who?
Will only end up living here

[Verse 2]
A plot like this will always have a twist
The girl’s a dream who never did exist
Just like the last one, and she enlisted a fool

[Chorus]
And you thought, "Oh, it’s all fun
When you’re writing songs for her"
But now son, you’ll be posting bond, and for who?
Who?
A girl who lives in Crazytown
Who?
Where craziness gets handed down
Who?
Whoever’s gonna volunteer
Will only end up living here
[Bridge]
And you don’t want to go that route
'Cause that’s not what you’re all about

[Chorus]
But you just can’t seem to get out of it
You’re still out there, raising a doubt
And for who?
Who?
A girl who lives in Crazytown
Who?
Where craziness gets handed down
Who?
Whoever’s gonna volunteer
Will only end up living here