[Verse 1]
Twisted little fantasy
Gambling with tragedy and doom, and doom
Addicted to debauchery
Staring at the ceiling in his room, in his room

[Chorus]
Asphyxiation
Masturbation
Degradation rules

[Verse 2]
Pulling on his memories
He's ready for the pearl to hit the sky, the sky
Used up all his energy
He wakes up with a twinkle in his eye, in his eye

[Chorus]
Asphyxiation
Masturbation
Degradation rules

[Post-Chorus]
Degradation rules
Join the other fools
[Verse 3]
Sticky little magazines
He locks the door and crawls into his mind, in his mind
Stuck inside a dirty dream
The hand that feeds you also turns you blind, turns you blind

[Chorus]
Asphyxiation
Masturbation
Degradation rules

[Post-Chorus]
Degradation rules
Beating on your jewels

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Asphyxiation
Masturbation
Degradation rules

[Post-Chorus]
Degradation rules
Masturbating fools
Watching RedTube rules
(Hahaha, hahaha)