{Verse 1}
I'm driving drunk on Jack
I had some poppers and some pro-zac
Behind the wheel I took a 'lil nap
Should call an uber just took a cab

{Pre-chorus}
(Put 'em in the cuffs)
Eyes are glazed
My world turns dark in just a couple days
I ran a stop sign cause i'm in a daze
I told the cop I could get him backstage
(Take him to the station)

{Chorus}
Come on sir
(Let me get off of it)
Cut me some slack
(Let me get off of it)
DUI
(Let me get off of it)
I might cry
(Let me get off of it)
Imma superstar
(Let me get off of it)
I'm feelin' sick
(Let mе get off of it)
Alcohol
(I did twelve shots of it)
Johnny law
(No hе's not down with it)
He don't know my song
(That's how my has been)
Did some Jägerbomb
(Yeah I lost track of 'em)
N-Sync was my band
(No he don't give a shit)
Cuffin' both my hands
(This cop is a dick)
Did some Fireball
(I'm drunk as shit)
I'm not lookin strong
(I don't need internet)
Eyes are really fogged
(Had 12 shots of it)
Fuckin johnny law
{Verse 2}
I'm driving drunk on Jack
Got in the car and then I hit the gas
I toss my cookies on the fuckin' dash
I'm Timberlake the cop said who is that?
(Take 'em to the station)

{Pre-chorus)
I'm afraid
Cop don't know me cause i'm twice his age
I tried to woo him with a serenade
He boot me now i'm sittin' in a cage
(Time to press some charges)

{Chorus}
Come on sir
(Let me get off of it)
Cut me some slack
(Let me get off of it)
DUI
(Let me get off of it)
I might cry
(Let me get off of it)
Imma superstar
(Let me get off of it)
I'm feelin' sick
(Let me get off of it)
Alcohol
(I did twelve shots of it)
Johnny law
(No he's not down with it)
He don't know my song
(That's how my has been)
Did some Jägerbomb
(Yeah I lost track of 'em)
N-Sync was my band
(No he don't give a shit)
Cuffin' both my hands
(This cop is a dick)
Did some Fireball
(I'm drunk as shit)
I'm not lookin strong
(I don't need internet)
Eyes are really fogged
(Had 12 shots of it)
Fuckin johnny law
{Post chorus}
You're wasted?
You're wasted?

{Verse 3}
Then I heard sirens what a fuckin' drag
The fuckin cop yeah he was on the rag
I had 12 shots though I hate to brag
(Better call your lawyer)

{Chorus 2}
Come on sir
(Let me get off of it)
Cut me some slack
(Let me get off of it)
DUI
(Let me get off of it)
I might cry
(Let me get off of it)
Imma superstar
(Let me get off of it)
I'm feelin' sick
(Let me get off of it)
Alcohol
(I did twelve shots of it)
Johnny law
(No he's not down with it)
Did some Jägerbomb
'Cause he was a bum-ass
(No he don't give a shit)
Cuffin' both my hands
(This cop is a dick)
Did some Fireball
(I am drunk as shit)
I'm not lookin strong
(I don't need internet)
Eyes are really fogged
(Had 12 shots of it)
Fuckin johnny law
{Post chorus}
Did some Jägerbomb
(You're wasted?)
I got lost at the end again
(You're wasted?)