[Intro]
Oh!!!
Wolf Eyes fucking rules, man!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
What, what, what, what?

[Verse 1]
Now check it, what kinda band always fucks shit up, huh?
What kinda band always tries to look tough?
Now check it, what kinda band always hangs around town
Up out on the street trying to stare people down?

What kinda band plays music to kill? (Kill!)
What kinda band just has to shoot to get ill?
Ohh!.. What kinda band's got the gear and then some
Dreaming of the day gold records that be won?

What kinda band got a truck full of rock? (Rock!)
What kinda band plays always fucked up?
Now listen, what kinda band lets me remix a track
And then gets all pissed off when they get the track back?

What kinda band plays noisy ass shit? (Shit!)
What kinda band plays errors with no hits?
Now check it, what kinda band got a Zoom drum machine?
The band is Wolf Eyes, and they're fucking mean!
[Chorus]
Wolf Eyes rules! Wolf Eyes rules!

[Verse 2]
Now check it, what kinda band's always doing their best (Best!)
What kinda band never ever fucking rests?
Ohh!.. What kinda band's got Nate and Aaron D?
Jean Street and Daaron Summer and sometimes Andrew makes 3!

Now check it, what kinda band kicks me right out the door? (Door!)
What kinda band's gonna pay, and pay more?
Hey, man, what kinda band lets me produce their songs
Wishing that they'd let me produce the whole damn album, man...

Hey, what kinda band started off with a tape? (Tape!)
What kinda band can never get a date?
Fuck you! We get girls! We get girls all the time!
It's you whose never ever had a girl for the night!

[Chorus]
Wolf Eyes rules! Wolf Eyes rules, man! Hey man, yeah!

[Bridge]
Wolf Eyes man! Fucking... (Boggs)... 2000 man! This is it! Go crazy!!!

[Verse 3]
So check it, what kinda band just can't take a joke? (Joke!)
What kinda band lives on pot smoke? (Nate Young!)
What kinda band always fight about songs?
It's always one thing guys: The intro's too long!
What kinda band's got a broken down van? (Van!)
What kinda band really needs a helping hand?
So check it, what kinda band lived at my house
For over one month, and then got the fuck out!!

[Chorus]
Wolf Eyes rules! Wolf Eyes rules, man! Yeah!
Wolf Eyes rules! Wolf Eyes rules, man! Yeah!