I want to live on the valley side
Where the girls are skinny and the sky is wide
Were I can take my horsey for a ride
In Campo de Encino

Listening to the local rock and roll band
Resting my feet in the cool green screenland
Me and Ralph Vaughn Williams going to make our stand
In Campo de Encino
Ay, yi, yi

I want to drive a sporty car
And be a pinball star
And have a waterfall bar
That revolves around my swimming pool

I want to take touch therapy
I want to wipe out VD
And set the animals free
But most of all I want to soar, I just want to soar away

Why don't we have a Bar B Que
And I'll make love to you
And we'll drink tequila all day
I want to live San Fernando style
I want to eat an artichoke once in a while
I want to watch police helicopters checking my file
In Campo de Encino
A chamber group playing without any clothes
Good for the oboes, but hard on the cellos
Everybody knows it's only Campo
Ay yi yi

I want to take a vegetarian diet
I've got to learn to be quiet
That is I think that I'll try it
I've heard it cures all

I really want to learn about the primal scream
And the meaning of my dream
And get back on the beam
But most of all I want to soar, I want to soar away

Why don't we listen to the Stones
And explore some unknowns
If my Mom will let me skip ballet

Ay yi yi, Ay yi yi, Ay yi yi, Ay yi yi
Ay yi yi, Ay yi yi, Ay yi yi, Ay yi yi
Ay yi yi, Ay yi yi, Ay yi yi, Ay yi yi
Ay yi yi, Ay yi yi, Ay yi yi, Ay yi yi