[GORDON, spoken]
Help!

[NANCY. D, spoken]
Now relax, and try not to move!

[RICHARD, spoken]
The MRI only takes 45 minutes

[DR. JAFAR, spoken]
You might not want to open your eyes

[MIMI, spoken]
Think calm thoughts

[ROGER, spoken]
Think.. sailing

[GORDON, spoken]
Sailing..

[ALL EXCEPT GORDON]
Sitting becalmed, in the lee of Cuttyhunk

[GORDON]
Waiting for the wind to blow..
[ALL EXCEPT GORDON]
Waiting for the wind to carry us
Somewhere, somehow
Sitting becalmed
In the lee, In the lee
In the lee, In the lee
In the lee, In the lee
In the lee of Cuttyhunk

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

[GORDON]
This is your idea of a vacation
What a good idea for recreation
At least it's sunny in Newport

[ALL]
At least it's

[GORDON]
Sunny on cape cod

[ALL]
At least it's

[GORDON]
Sunny on Nantucket
Oh yеa, fuck it, I hate the sun!
[ALL EXCEPT GORDON]
But we arе sitting becalmed
In the lee of Cuttyhunk
Hotter then a pregnant cow!
Waiting for the wind to carry us
Somewhere, somehow

Sitting becalmed
In the lee, In the lee
In the lee, In the lee
In the lee, In the lee
In the lee of Cuttyhunk
Cuttyhunk
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

[GORDON]
Life is short
Sailing is long!
Anyone got a newspaper?

[ALL EXCEPT GORDON]
Sitting in the lee of Cuttyhunk

[GORDON]
Anyone got a crossword puzzle?
[ALL EXCEPT GORDON]
Sitting in the lee of Cuttyhunk

[GORDON]
Anyone got an anything??

[ALL EXCEPT GORDON & ROGER]
Sitting in the lee, in the lee
In the lee, in the-

[ROGER]
Would it kill you to try and enjoy this a little bit?
This is my favourite thing in the world!
Why are you such an ass?

[GORDON]
Captain, can we use gas?

[ALL EXCEPT GORDON]
No, no, no!

[GORDON]
When you're right you're right

[OTHERS/GORDON]
Would it kill you to try
To enjoy this a little bit? (And you're right)
This is our favourite (I'm such a jerk-off!)
Thing in the world!

[GORDON]
Right..

[ROGER]
Wait! I hear it

[RHODA]
Wait! It's coming

[ALL EXCEPT GORDON]
Wait! I feel the wind...
I think we're moving..
I think we're moving!
Not becalmed

[GORDON]
Could that be a metaphor?

[ALL EXCEPT GORDON]
Cuttyhunk is in our past!

[GORDON]
Getting somewhere at last
Is a sign of things improving

[ALL EXCEPT GORDON]
Not becalmed!
In the lee, In the lee
In the lee, In the lee
In the lee, In the lee
In the lee of Cuttyhunk

[NANCY. D, spoken]
We got the picture

[RICHARD, spoken]
Now that wasn't so bad, was it?

[ALL EXCEPT GORDON]
In the lee of Cuttyhunk, Cuttyhunk
Cuttyhunk
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
In the lee of Cut-Cut-Cuttyhunk, Cuttyhunk
Cuttyhunk
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Cuttyhunk, Cuttyhunk, Cuttyhunk
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! (Cuttyhunk, Cuttyhunk)
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!