[Intro: Justin Roiland (Rick & Morty)]
Hey, Morty, it's Kanye's birthday today, Morty
Huh?
You know what that means?
Aw geez, Rick, don't, please
C'mon, Morty, we've got somewhere to be right now
Geez
Kanye's birthday, Morty
Ah, man
It only happens once every seven years, Morty

[Verse 1: Justin Roiland (Rick & Morty)]
Crawling through the window right now
It's Kanye's birthday time
I don't think we should be in here, Rick
Crawling out across the floor
Towards his bed
He's got nice sheets
Wh-wh-where's Kim at? Isn't she supposed to be here?
Crawling up the sheets, under the sheets with Kanye
I'm getting close and cuddly now
Man, it's like the Four Seasons in here
It's Kanye's birthday time
It's a birthday day for Kanye
As I cuddle him in his sheets
[Interlude: Justin Roiland (Rick & Morty)]
Rick? Rick? Ugh!
Rick? Ugh!
What are you doing under there? Ugh!
I don't think this is okay Ugh!
Someone's gonna come in here Rick Ugh!
Jesus! Ugh!
Rick, what are you doing under there? Ugh!
What's all those noises? Kanye!
What's going on?

[Verse 2: Justin Roiland (Rick & Morty)]
Not awake (Awake), he's still asleep (Asleep)
And I'm gonna give him a kiss on his forehead
Mwah! Geez
He's sexy and buff and he's nice
I'm gonna write my name in pen on his leg
Oh, I hope he doesn't wake up
As a human being, he's my friend
As a human body, he's a pillow
He's my friend, it's his birthday Jesus Christ
It's Kanye's birthday today
Great news for me

[Outro: Justin Roiland (Rick & Morty)]
Take a lock of his hair, Morty
Here take this, I'm gonna make some clones of him later
Yes I got it
I'm gonna make some Kanye clones
Gonna fill a room with them
Amazing music will come out of that room
Oh, look, Morty, Morty
He's dreamin'! He's having a little dream, Morty!
Look at his toes wiggle! Yeah, I see it
Oh, it's beautiful
He's a beautiful human being
Happy birthday Kanye
Jesus Christ, Rick
There's a bucket of bones over there
In the corner of the room
Yeah, you're right, Morty, we better get going
Kanye I love you, mwah, see you later
Morty, grab, grab all those sneakers These ones?
Yeah, they're worth a bunch of money
Just grab 'em, we gotta go
Hurry up, let's get the fuck outta here
Happy birthday Kanye!