[Verse: Justin Roiland]
Oh, yeah!
You gotta get schwifty
You gotta get schwifty in here
It's time to get schwifty
Oh, oh
You gotta get schwifty
Oh, yeah!
Take off your pants and your pantie

[Chorus: Justin Roiland]
Shit on the floor
Time to get Schwifty in here
Gotta shit on the floor
I'm Mr. Bulldops
I'm Mr. Bulldops
Take a shit on the floor
Take off your panties and your pants
It's time to get schwifty in here

[Outro: Justin Roiland]
New song, schwifty
Double X
Schwifty song, comin' at ya
It's the schwif-schwifty
Hey, take your pants off
It's schwifty time today