[Intro]
Never underestimate a cow
(Never underestimate a cow)

[Verse 1]
Never underestimate a cow
That’s the mistake that ends your journey now
When you underestimated my cow
That was the moment I knew I’d take you down

[Pre-Chorus]
You think that cows are lazy
Sitting, munching grass (sitting, munching grass)
But if you cross them, they’ll snap and beat your
A-a-a-a-a-a-a-ass

[Chorus]
Move out the way
Move or you’ll pay
You can be spared if you repent
But her ass-whoopings are never two percent
*yodeling*
But her ass-whoopings are never two percent

[Verse 2]
You hacked the surveillance cameras
But made a simple blunder
You didn’t prepare for a face off
With a massive, milky udder
[Pre-Chorus]
You dodged the Louvre’s lasers
And rappelled from the roof (down from the roof)
But you can’t defeat my hairy friend
With four stomachs and four hoofs

[Chorus]
Move out the way
Move or you’ll pay
You can leave this path for another
Or she’ll churn your ass up like butter
*yodeling*
Or she’ll churn your ass up like butter