[Intro: Sam Lavagnino]
Wa, wa, wa
Wa, wa, wa (Who wants a muffin?)
Wa, wa, wa
Wa, wa, wa

[Verse 1: Sam Lavagnino]
Ah, I'm a muffin
And it's muffin time
Who wants a muffin?
Please, I just wanna die
Hey, somebody kill me
Please, it's muffin time
Have you had a muffin today?
I wanna die, die, die

[Chorus: Sam Lavagnino]
Please, I wanna die, die, die
Die, die, die
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
Please, I wanna die, die, die
Die, die, die
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
[Verse 2: TomSka]
Die, potato, die
I baked you a pie
Oh boy, what flavour?
Pie, pie, pie
Dad, I'm hungry!
Hi Hungry, I'm Dad
Why did you name me this way?
Why, why, why?
I'm gonna do an internet!
Well I'm gonna do a book
You're leavin' me?
I met a real man
Hey buddy, look!
Over here
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, now you're blind
You're gonna die, we're all gonna die
Ooh, a butterfly! (We're all gonna)

[Chorus: Sam Lavagnino & (TomSka)]
Die, die, die
Die, die, die (Pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (Why? Why? Why?)
Please, I wanna die, die, die (Ooh, a butterfly)
Die, die, die (Hi, hi, hi)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
[Verse 3: TomSka]
Hee-hee, got your nose
Look out, he's got a nose!
Is this you? (Yes) Hello! (Hi!)
Here comes the airplane!
I like trains
Honey, I'm pregnant!
I can explain
No! Don't jump
Okay, jump now
I have no idea how to breathe
Meow, meow, meow, I'm a cow
Hey, you got a license for that?
You'll never take me alive
Ha-ha, they said I could never teach a llama to drive
No, llama, no!

[Chorus: Sam Lavagnino & TomSka]
Die, die, die
Die, die, die (Pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (Why? Why? Why?)
Please, I wanna die, die, die (No, llama, don't die)
Die, die, die (Hi, hi, hi)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die
[Bridge: Sarah Fullen Gregory]
Even though letting go feels right
I can't afford to say goodbye
You and I are bound together
Especially since cartoons live forever

[Chorus: Sam Lavagnino & TomSka]
Please, I wanna die, die, die
We're all gonna die, die, die (Pie, pie, pie)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die (Why? Why? Why?)
Please, I wanna die, die, die (No, llama, don't die)
Die, die, die (Hi, hi, hi)
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die

[Outro: Sam Lavagnino]
It's muffin time
'Cause I wanna die, die, die