Haaaaa, I’m a muffin
And it’s muffin time
Who wants a muffin?
Please, I just wanna die

Hey, somebody kill me
Please, it’s muffin time
Have you had a muffin today?
I wanna die, die die

Please I wanna
Die, die, die
Die, die, die
It’s muffin time
Cuz I wanna die, die
Die—please, I wanna
Die, die, die
Die, die, die
It’s muffin time
Cuz I wanna die, die, die


Die, potato, die
I baked you a pie
Oh boy, what flavour?
Piе, pie, pie

Dad, I’m hungry
Hi, hungry, I’m dad
Why did you name mе this way?
Why, why, why?

I’m gonna do an internet
Well, I’m gonna do a book
You’re leavin’ me
—I met a real man
Hey buddy, look


Over here
Ha ha ha ha ha, now you’re blind

You’re gonna die
We’re all gonna die
Ooh, a butterfly
We’re all gonna


Die, die, die
Die, die, die
It’s muffin time
Cuz I wanna die, die
Die—
Please, I wanna
Die, die, die
Die, die, die
It’s muffin time
Cuz I wanna die, die, die

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
Got your nose
Look out he’s got a nose!
Is this you?
(yes)
Hello!
(Hi!)

Here comes the airplane
I like trains
Honey I’m pregnant…
I can explain

NO, don’t jump
Okay, jump now
I have no idea how to breathe
Meow, meow, meow, I’m a cow
(prrt, prrt)

Hey, you got a license for that?
You’ll never take me alive!
Ha ha! They said I could never
Teach a llama to drive!
Mmyahhhhhh
NO, LLAMA NOOOO!

Die, die, die
Die, die, die
It’s muffin time
Cuz I wanna die, die
Die—
Please, I wanna
Die, die, die
Die, die, die
It’s muffin time
Cuz I wanna die, die, die


Even though letting go feels right
I can’t afford to say goodbye
You and I are bound together
Especially since cartoons live forever

Please I wanna
Die, die, die

We're all gonna
Die, die, die
It’s muffin time
Cuz I wanna die, die
Die—please, I wanna
Die, die, die
Die, die, die
It’s muffin time
Cuz I wanna die, die, die


It’s muffin time
Cuz I wanna die, die, die
(cute laugh)