[Verse 1]
Learnin' on a new language
The perfect New Year's resolution
'Til you break your streak
And get a taste of retribution
一月 through 十二月
Oh, don't miss a lesson or I'll come find you

[Pre-Chorus]
(Achoo, three, four)

[Chorus]
Japanese or broken knees
Sometimes I might prefer a hammer
To diplomacy

Break your streak today, say "またね"
To legs that bend the normal way
Japanese or thrown into the sea
Started out by loving sushi now you shock make weeb?

If you did your lessons like-a you wanna
Wouldn't have to treat you like a sussy baka

Learning a new languagе
The perfect Nеw Year's resolution
'Till you mocked it up
And asked for all this persecution
一月, 二日 this year
I'll be destroying everything you hold dear

Japanese or tragedies
Your aunt Doris gets disappeared permanently

Quit acting like I'm a little うざい
It's just my friendly way of making sure you comply
With the terms of service that you signed