[Verse 1]
Fireplace is cracklin', there's snow on the wreath
I love it so much like a kick in the teeth
I know that the world's not supposed to make sense
Against my best efforts, it's December again

[Verse 2]
Supposed goodwill
Co-opted by brands
And the stupidest music
Forgive me, I can't

[Chorus]
Holiday cheer, so beyond cursed
Santa Claus, the literal worst
And you couldn't pay me to go to your ugly sweater party
I hate Christmas, not sorry