[Verse 1]
The clouds didn't look like cotton, they didn't even look like clouds
I was underneath the weather and my friends looked like a crowd
The swimming hole was full of rum, I tried to find out why
And all I learned was this my friend, you got to swim before you fly

[Chorus]
I've got two girls: one's in heaven, one's below
One I love with all my heart and one I do not know

[Verse 2]
Two lonesome dudes on an ugly horse passed by not long ago
They asked me where the action was, I said I did not know
As they disappeared into the brush, I heard the driver say
He's a little slow between the ears, he's always been that way

[Chorus]
I've got two girls: one's in heaven, one's below
One I love with all my heart and one I do not know

[Verse 3]
It's cold down on the bayou, they say it's in your mind
But the moccasins are treadin' ice and leavin' strange designs
The last time that this happened, they said we were not here
All Beaumont's full of penguins and I'm playin' it by ear
[Chorus]
I've got two girls: one's in heaven, one's below
One I love with all my heart and one I do not know
I've got two girls: one's in heaven, one's below
One I love with all my heart and one I do not know