[Chorus: Ilich & Sonya]
My dick is big, my dick is very big
My dick is big, is big, my dick is very big
I saw his dick, it's big, it's very, very big
I licked his dick, it's big, it's very, very big

[Verse 1: Ilich & Sonya]
My dick's so big, it needs it's own
My dick's so big, it lives next door
My dick's so big, that all I want
Is fuck the world (Is fuck the world)
My dick's so big, it touches the sky
I check it as luggage when I fly
My dick's so big, it's behind you
It follows you (It follows you)

[Bridge: Ilich & Sonya]
My dick is big (Uh)
Is big (Yeah)
My dick is big (Uh)
Is big (Ooh)
His dick is big (Uh)
It's big (Yeah)
I licked his dick (Uh)
It's big (Ooh)
[Chorus: Ilich & Sonya]
My dick is big, my dick is very big
My dick is big, is big, my dick is very big
I saw his dick, it's big, it's very, very big
I licked his dick, it's big, it's very, very big

[Post-Chorus: Sonya]
Oo-ooh, oo-ooh
Very, very big
Oo-ooh, oo-ooh
Ooh

[Verse 2: Ilich & Sonya]
My dick's so big, so really big
Black holes move towards my huge dick
My dick's so big, it can't be bent
It will be our president
My dick's so big, that any place
It can distort the time and space
My dick's so big, it's behind you
It follows you

[Chorus: Ilich & Sonya]
My dick (His dick) is big (Is big), my dick is very big
My dick is big (His dick), is big (Is big), my dick is very big
I saw his dick (His dick), it's big (Is big), it's very, very big
I licked his dick (His dick), it's big (Is big), it's very, very big
[Post-Chorus: Sonya]
Very, very big
Very, very big