[Verse 1: JENNY]
Back when I was summering in Brussels
I fell in love with Martin and his muscles
My heart got pumping every time he flexed
It's fair to say that I was overcome by what came next
Turns out he wasn't all that strong in bed
And that is when I turned to him and said

[Chorus: JENNY]
"We've gone kaput
Now we're kaput
Once our desire burnt like a fire
But now there's nothing left but soot
We had a laugh or two
But now the laughter is through
My dear, I fear that we're kaput"

[Verse 2: JENNY]
Once I took a lover up in Munich
Who made my prior beau look like a eunuch
Soon we were making romance 'round the clock
But soon, alas I tired of his cockamamie talk
You see, the man had nothing in his head
And so one night I'd had enough and said

[Chorus: JENNY]
"We've gone kaput
Now we're kaput
Your rear's sublime, but now it's time
It got a visit from my foot
We had a fine affair
But please get out of mein hair
My dear, I fear it's clear that we're kaput"
[Chorus: JENNY]
"We've gone kaput (We've gone kaput)
Now we're kaput (Now we're kaput)
Once our desire burnt like a fire
But now there's nothing left but soot
We had a fine affair
But please get out of mein hair
My dear, I fear that we're kaput"

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