[LANCE]
(spoken)
Thanks, buddy, you're my best buddy, buddy

[EUGENE]
No, you’re my best buddy, buddy

(sung)
If you're feelin' jumpy, lost, or low
I hope you know I’m here

[LANCE]
Life's a little bumpy
Call me, bro
I'll always lend an ear

[EUGENE]
(spoken)
Oh, you mean literally!

[EUGENE & LANCE]
(sung)
Buddy
You're my best buddy

[EUGENE]
When things get nutty
[LANCE]
(spoken)
Nutty?

[EUGENE]
(sung)
You're always there, mon frère

[LANCE]
(spoken)
Touche!

[EUGENE]
(sung)
And

[EUGENE & LANCE]
Buddy
Who cares if people think it's strange
You're my best buddy, bud, don't ever change

[EUGENE]
(spoken)
I’m sorry I called you dishonest, Lance

[LANCE]
Well, I can play a little fast and loose with the truth. But you know one thing I never lie about? You! You’re my closest pal!
(sung)
When I need a wingman by my side
I hitch a ride with you

[EUGENE]
Ask for anything, man, I'll provide
It’s no big whoop-dee-doo!

[LANCE]
(spoken)
Showoff!

[EUGENE & LANCE]
Buddy
You're my best buddy

[LANCE]
When I feel cruddy
You set me straight, old mate

[EUGENE & LANCE]
So, buddy
No matter what the fates arrange
You're my best buddy, bud, don't ever change!

[LANCE]
(spoken)
Check out these moves, man!
[EUGENE]
Haha! Oh, Lance. Shall we?

[LANCE]
Of course, take the lead!

[EUGENE]
We shall!

[LANCE]
Hahaha! Here we go!

[EUGENE & LANCE]
(sung)
Buddy
You’re my best buddy

[LANCE]
Though life gets muddy

[EUGENE]
This friendship's clean, old bean!

[EUGENE & LANCE]
So, buddy
Whatever comes, however strange

[LANCE]
You'll always be my best buddy!

[EUGENE]
More fun than the silliest putty!

[LANCE]
You're never ever a bit fuddy-duddy!

[EUGENE]
You're something else that rhymes with -uddy!

[EUGENE & LANCE]
You're my best buddy, bud, don't ever change!