Walt Disney Records
Fixer Upper
[BULDA, spoken]
What's the issue, dear?
Why are you holding back from such a man?
[BULDA]
Is it the clumpy way he walks?
[CLIFF]
Or the grumpy way he talks?
[FEMALE TROLL]
Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped weirdness of his feet?
[MALE TROLL]
And though we know he washes well
He always ends up sort of smelly
[BULDA, BULDA & CLIFF]
But you'll never meet a fellow who's as sensitive and sweet
[BULDA & CLIFF]
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper
So he's got a few flaws
[FEMALE TROLL]
Like his peculiar brain dear
[MALE TROLL]
His thing with the reindeer
[FEMALE TROLL & MALE TROLL]
That's a little outside of nature's laws
[TROLLS]
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper, but this we're certain of
You can fix this fixer-upper up with a little bit of love
[KRISTOFF, spoken]
Can we please just stop talking about this?
We've got a real, actual problem here
[BULDA, spoken]
I'll say
So tell me, dear
[BULDA]
Is it the way that he runs scared?
[MALE TROLL]
Or that he's socially impaired?
[CHILD TROLL]
Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods
[CHILD TROLL, spoken]
What?
[CLIFF]
Are you holding back your fondness
Due to his unmanly blondness?
[FEMALE TROLLS]
Or the way he covers up that he's the honest goods?
[TROLLS]
He's just a bit of a fixer-upper, he's got a couple of bugs
His isolation is confirmation of his desperation for healing hugs
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper, but we know what to do
The way to fix up this fixer-upper is to fix him up with you
[KRISTOFF, spoken]
Enough!
She is engaged to someone else, okay?
[CLIFF]
So she's a bit of a fixer-upper
[MALE TROLL]
That's a minor thing
[MALE TROLL]
Her, quote, "engagement" is a flex arrangement
[CHILD TROLL]
And by the way, I don't see no ring
[MALE TROLLS]
So she's a bit of a fixer-upper, her brain's a bit betwixt
Get the fiancé out of the way and the whole thing will be fixed
[BULDA]
We're not sayin' you can change him 'cause people don't really change
We're only saying that love's a force that's powerful and strange
People make bad choices if they're mad, or scared, or stressed
Throw a little love their way
[FEMALE TROLLS]
Throw a little love their way
[BULDA & FEMALE TROLLS]
And you'll bring out their best
True love brings out their best
[TROLLS]
Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper, that's what it's all about
[CLIFF]
Father!
[FEMALE TROLL]
Sister!
[MALE TROLL]
Brother!
[TROLLS]
We need each other to raise us up and round us out
Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper, but when push comes to shove
[OLAF]
The only fixer-upper fixer that can fix a fixer-upper is
[TROLLS]
True (True), true (True), true, true, true love (True love)
Love, love, love, love, love, love (True love), true
[TROLL PRIEST, spoken]
Do you, Anna, take Kristoff to be your troll-fully wedded husband?
[ANNA, spoken]
Wait, what?
[TROLL PRIEST, spoken]
You're getting married
[TROLLS]
Love