[MARCH HARE]
A very merry unbirthday to me

[MAD HATTER]
To who?

[MARCH HARE]
To me!

[MAD HATTER]
Oh, you!

[MARCH HARE]
A very merry unbirthday to you

[MAD HATTER]
Who, me?

[MARCH HARE]
Yes, you!

[MAD HATTER]
Oh, me!

[MARCH HARE]
Let's all congratulate us
With another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday to you
[MAD HATTER]
Now, statistics prove
Prove that you've
One birthday

[MARCH HARE]
Imagine, just one birthday every year

[MAD HATTER]
But there are 364 unbirthdays

[MARCH HARE]
Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer

[ALICE, spoken]
Why then, today's my unbirthday too!

[MARCH HARE, spoken]
It is?

[MAD HATTER, spoken]
What a small world this is!

[MARCH HARE]
In that case -
A very merry unbirthday
[ALICE]
To me?

[MAD HATTER]
To you!

[MARCH HARE]
A very merry unbirthday

[ALICE]
From me?

[MAD HATTER]
For you!
Now blow the candle out my dear
And make your wish come true

[MARCH HARE/MAD HATTER]
A very merry unbirthday to you!

[DORMOUSE]
Twinkle, twinkle little bat
How I wonder what you're at
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea tray in the sky
[MARCH HARE/MAD HATTER]
A very merry unbirthday to you!