[Intro]
"He was shot off his horse before breakfast, I always thought that was sorta sad. Get up in the morning- he didn't even have breakfast. Shot off your horse. Sad, that civil war was sad."

[?]

[Verse 1, Pat the Bunny]
Make a diva munch on pancakes for breakfast
[?] at the concert, put her on the guest list
Get her backstage, VIP now, baby
Make it rain maple syrup, and sausage gravy
I'll take it morning, noon, afternoon, even anytime
Ain't got cash? Dine and dash! Just a petty crime
Morning ain't a time frame, morning is a state of mind
If you think like afternoon, then you ain't evеn a friend of mine
Damn, keep those PJs on, son

[Chorus 1, All]
Brеakfast on the chair
Breakfast on the couch
Breakfast in my belly
Breakfast in my mouth
Fuck the Food Pyramid
Breakfast all day
Fuck the Surgeon General
Breakfast all day
[Guitar solo]

[Verse 2, [?]]
I like to wake up early making bacon and eggs
Yeah, I'm out of coffee beans, so I'm drinking the dregs
But I'm a yolk man! I like my eggs porous
Watch me get fatter than a pregnant stegosaurus
Hot pancakes with melting Land o' Lakes
Sippin' on OJ or maybe Cran-Grape
Greasy's how I like it, Pigs in a blanket
Lemon, poppy seed muffin
And you can't tell me nofin'

[Chorus 2, All]
Breakfast in my TV
Breakfast in my song
Breakfast in my right
Breakfast in my wrong
Fuck the Food Pyramid
Breakfast all day
Fuck the Surgeon General
Breakfast all day

[Verse 3, SK Murda]
Yo murder
Yo wuddup man
Here we go
Rise me up, strap me up, geting ready for the day
My homies come up like you wanna hit the H
Smoke through my nose, all my bros [?]
But [?] cause they got there too late
They gazing at my plate wondering where they all went
All they batter's in my belly, and their money's all spent
Hate on their face, they all order Eggs Bennidict
[?] Bennifits
Yo, yo I'm the b fast king
Steal a bagel like a champion
Can't be him, he's murder, you mighta heard of
Grapefruit in my bowl, makes me whole like a circle
Call my breakfast texatol [?] cause I gotta go to work
Ohhhhhh