[Chorus, Wyndham Maxwell]
Broken as can be
It's plain to see
Well ain't nobody in the world 'can be as
As broken as me

[Verse 1, Wyndham Maxwell]
When I was 7, I broke my arm
Climbing in the rafters of my papi's barn
Well, yes my dear, it sure did mark [?]
But it was nothing like the time that you broke my heart and
I broke a nail, when I was 8
I was digging a hole; I was tryna get out of state
Well, the pain was great, but it don't even start to describe
The way it felt when you broke my heart, yeah

[Chorus, Wyndham Maxwell, Douglas Fur]
Broken as can be
It's plain to see
Well ain't nobody in the world 'can be as
As broken as me

[Verse 2, Douglas Fur]
Blood flowed fine, in an inky, red mess
Pumped 16 beats with the muscle in my chest
Packed a freezer full of my body parts
But it was nothing like the time that you broke my heart
See I was fixing up my supper, on a windless day
When the knife slid fast and cut my fingers away
I could tape 'em back on, try to reattach
But the health of my heart is never coming back, no
[Chorus, Wyndham Maxwell, Pat 'The Bunny' Schneeweis]
Broken as can be
It's plain to see
Well ain't nobody in the world 'can be as
As broken as me

[Verse 3, Pat 'The Bunny' Schneeweis]
One day, I broke my head
Paying off my debts with a fistful o' lead
My bank accounts empty, repo men want my car
But the loan that I'm repaying is a broken heart, and
I dropped the gun, and fell to the floor
Paramedics rushed through and they kicked through the door
But I spit in their face, and I walk to the bar
Ain't no doctor in the world that can mend my heart, and

[Chorus, Wyndham Maxwell, Pat 'The Bunny' Schneeweis]
Broken as can be
It's plain to see
Well ain't nobody in the world 'can be as
As broken as me

[Verse 4, Wyndham Maxwell]
Last week, I broke my jaw
Well, I actually believe that credit belongs to your paw [?], his
His right hook was a work of art
But it was nothing like the time that you broke my heart, and
Last night, I broke my hand punching at a cop when I was too drunk to stand
Now I'm sitting in the back of a police car
But the wound that I'm nursing is a broken heart, yeah
[Bridge, Wyndham Maxwell]
Today ain't my day
But you're probably doing okay
Tomorrow, when you come to bail me out
I think you'll say

[Chorus, ALL]
He's broken as can be
It's plain to see
Well ain't nobody in the world 'can be as
As broken as me