[BARNEY THOMPSON]
On a night like tonight
Just remember you're right where you're meant to be
In a dazzling dress, I'm sure you'll impress
This I guarantee
He's certain to be enchanted by the magic of your smile
Anything's possible on a night like tonight

When you walk in the room, heads will turn, I presume
You'll have style and grace
A tango for two, picture him holding you
In a warm embrace
Dancing on air, without a care to your heart's delight
You'll be unstoppable

[BARNEY THOMPSON and HOTEL STAFF]
On a night like tonight!

[BARNEY THOMPSON]
Now, remember:

[BARNEY THOMPSON and HOTEL STAFF]
Be true to yourself

[BARNEY THOMPSON]
It's easy to see
Hold your head high, this is who you're meant to be
[BARNEY THOMPSON and HOTEL STAFF]
When you walk in the room, heads will turn, I presume
You'll have style and grace
A tango for two, picture him holding you
In a warm embrace
Dancing on air, without a care to your heart's delight
You'll be unstoppable on a night like tonight!

[BARNEY THOMPSON, spoken]
Now, you do know how to dance, don't you?

[VIVIAN, spoken]
Uh, yeah

[BARNEY THOMPSON, spoken]
No, no, no, no, no, no, not that kind of "dancing." It's very elegant

[VIVIAN, spoken]
Oh, I feel sick, I'm gonna embarrass myself, I can't...

[BARNEY THOMPSON, spoken]
Don't worry. Fortunately, I used to be a professional ballroom dancer

[VIVIAN, spoken]
Really?
[BARNEY THOMPSON, spoken]
I still can, but on occasion. I'd be happy to show you a few pointers, if you like

[VIVIAN, spoken]
Uh, yeah

(dance break)

[BARNEY THOMPSON and HOTEL STAFF]
Remember, be true to yourself
It's easy to see
Hold your head high, this is who you're meant to be

[BARNEY THOMPSON, spoken]
Remember, you're a real lady

[BARNEY THOMPSON and HOTEL STAFF]
When you walk in the room, heads will turn, I presume

[BARNEY THOMPSON]
You'll have style and grace

[BARNEY THOMPSON and HOTEL STAFF]
A tango for two, picture him holding you

[BARNEY THOMPSON]
In a warm embrace
[BARNEY THOMPSON and HOTEL STAFF]
Dancing on air, without a care to your heart's delight

[BARNEY THOMPSON]
You'll be unstoppable

[BARNEY THOMPSON and HOTEL STAFF]
On a night like tonight!
Anything's possible on a night like tonight
Tonight!