(Verse 1: Simo Soo)
All fake everything, all fake everything
Just do what you want, it’s your body you can do that wit’ it
Are you in a Stephen King movie? ‘Cos you’re killin’ it
Are you in a Stephen King movie? ‘Cos you’re killin’ it
I live on ramen and peanut butter so I can afford moisturiser
Still got a pretty face and my insides full of blubber
All fake everything
All fake everything
All fake everything
All fake everything

(Chorus: Kučka)
If you wanna be beautiful just come with me
What happens in Hollywood and the magazines
If you wanna be envious in the New Idea
‘Cos I see you watching me all on the screen

(Verse 2: Simo Soo)
I never liked my chest hair, when I’m rich I’m lasering face hairs
Put on a sick party, space jam
I’m vegan but I go H.A.M
Call the doctor, Sleater Kinney
I’m like Godzilla but way pretty
Tower over idiots, all the power taken up by idiots
Where’s the salt? Where’s the salt?
The prime minister’s a racist
He should stop being so basic, basic
We have to change this
Lisa Lionheart, Malibu Stacey
Dragonheart, [censored] in my heart
(Break: Kučka)
There’s isn’t much I would never do
Come to me if you wanna fix it

(Chorus: Kučka)
If you wanna be beautiful just come with me
What happens in Hollywood and the magazines
If you wanna be envious in the New Idea
‘Cos I see you watching me all on the screen

(Break: Simo Soo)
Yeah I’m totally beautiful, from my hands to my cuticles
Feeling so lovely, baby
Treat yourself, culture shock, baby, love yourself
I don’t wanna think about much else
I just wanna feel beautiful so I’ma jus’ do me well