Boy I'm an assholeholic
I only love you if you're an asshole
I only need you if you're an asshole
Then you're all mine

I been down this road way too many times met you at a party
Hit you like a tidal wave, baby you were swept away
Straight into the sun barrel of a gun yeah I saw the signs red flags waving high
Oh yeah

I know you need me madly that's why I feel so badly
See you standing there strong and sweet
I know this shit hurts loving me
I know this shit hurts, loving me

But boy I'm an assholeholic
I only love you if you're an asshole
I only need you if you're an asshole
Then you're all mine
Yeah boy I'm an assholeholic
If you give me good love
If you give me real love
Then I'm saying goodbye

I don't wanna die waste away my life
Yeah I know that I'm
So a dick ted
This ain't heroine no amphetamine no hallucinogen no coccaine
Every little scrap eat it like a rat
Yeah I pay the price therapy be like
Is it really everything you wanted?
I used to dream when I was young
I'd be with somebody so kind and strong
I used to wish on these stars
He'd come and light up life in the dark

Now he's finally here
I been acting weird texting with my ex underneath the bed
Why am I such a dick? maybe this is it
My only shot at real hap-penis
But boy I'm an assholeholic
I only love you if you're an asshole
I only need you if you're an asshole
Then you're all mine
Yeah boy I'm an assholeholic
If you give me good love
If you give me real love
Then I'm saying goodbye