Well, last night I went drinking up and tripping too
Hanging out in every bar that's down on Cedar Street
Well, fuckin' around with sluts and whores is nothing new
But don't fuck with us, 'cause we're gonna fuck with you

We're just sluts and living like scumfuc alley trash
So if we piss you off that's just
Tough fuckin' shit!

Well, I can't get a job and I'm ugly and I'm no good
Hey, my shit stinks and Tammy's got big tits
Well, the law is always on my ass, I'm on their list
(Fuck you!)
And I like to cut myself with broken glass

We're just sluts and living like scumfuc alley trash
So if we piss you off that's just
Tough fuckin' shit!

Well, I hate my family, they can all go suck my ass
Everyone hates my guts and wants to kill me
Well, I'd just like to slit some throats and watch you die
My revеnge is my reality
So don't fuck with me

'Causе we're just sluts and living like scumfuc alley trash
So if we piss you off that's just
Tough fuckin' shit!